Monday, January 31, 2011

Saalo..

Just remembered this blog again.. Read PP's post and its brought a big smile on my face :-))) All the Intro's seem so apt !
With more than a year gone by, its time to revive this little space and park all our memories in this safe!
So wats changed in this time, well read on... :)

Kiki- A lottt has changed!! kavy has changed to Dummiiiiii ;) Spends most of her time away in a city known for dhokla and thepla cooking Rasam and Samb'aaaa'r, does more of family planning and wants twins.. Jogs religiously and got me and deeps hooked to missal paav!
Plz make it happen bfr the college ends ..plz Kikii.. ( u knw wat i mean :) ) N u better throw that awesome bachelors party! :P

KC – Moosa..watsupppppp?? continues to crack jokes unrelentingly in the same bodyshaking style! ;-) Every little part of his body moves while he talks. Wat he has lost is a few strands of hair which sometime existed and wat he has gained is a ton of fat with 170 plates of Bhopali poha!!Still looking to win that one baddy game against Pee Pee! ;-) .. We two make a good doubles team Moosa! J ( not gud enuff against one PP though L ). Ever so confident ‘ bhai kal company aa rahi hai, 2 ko le jaayegi’ KC- ‘ Ohh aisa kya, ek Moosa aur doosra? ;) ‘

Kotu, hmmm very little has changed except that the suit that he wore last year doesnt fit him anymore!
Yes its grown by 4 inches!! his tummy I mean, the pit with no end!! ;-)
Wats remained the same is his love for Investment Banking( second after food ;-) ), stock trading ( yaar 1 din rukta toh aur profit hota ) and his iphone. Wats increased is his snoaring (PP so jaa warna main so jaaonga! ) and love for computer games( plays test cricket leaving balls outside off stump all day)

Deepu- No, she has not grown an inch taller or a shade darker! ;-) ( MJ :( )

Added 'Aieeeeeeeeeee' to 'kaaaavya' and 'baaaakwas' :) Her slaps hit u hard, REAL HARD! N PP will agree ( the two victims of her drunk slapping :( ) Still gets a lil paranoid abt assignments, loves pulling PP’s cheeks ( PeePee yaaaaaaaa ) and sayin ‘Kaycheeeee’ showin her yellow teeth ;-) Confidently threatens everyone for their life, but backs away on showing just a hand! ;-) . Loves watching all the romantic movies that PP sends her ( The summer of 1998 ) ;-)
The kiddo of the group is still not allowed in the pubs ( beer island ;-) ) Turn 25 soon yaaa!! J

PeePee- well he has moved on frm college girls to married women! Has a special interest in IMT Ghaziabad, or so he claims and the girls believe! ;-) Given up the nerd look and switched to that of a rapist! ;-) spent his life’s most eventful 2 months in the interiors of Gujarat. Still gets nightmares waking up sayin ‘Don’t touch me’ and ensures he is asleep bfr kotu to avoid loud music( kotu’s snoaring)! Never trust the devil behind this innocent faced guy ( this is after the recent unfolding of events :(..D***head, badlaa loonga!! ;)

Atul - Murgi chor, bhooka reddy, yes that’s the change! Citi has changed his life.. Wat he found their was ‘Mitra’ da pyaar! Chui mui shy boy turns pink on any girls name. Does no more group chats! Needs to feed himself every hour, and is the owner of City tours and travels. Plz ek acchi si trip arrange kar bhai, kahi door chalte hai! J


Murthy- The then Anna for all is now Shona for one !! ;-) ! Quietly reads ‘learn Bengali in 30 days’ hiding behind the laptop. Will now switch from Whisper to stayfree! ;-) The color n fit of his shirts mite have changed ( purple n tight ;) ), but the Tam in him is still alive!!

Anoop- Spidey ma boy!! Having spun the webs internationally, boy is now ready to be a consultant and be pain of someone’s life! Still disappears unnoticed, continues to whisper on the phone and adds the interviewer on linkedin while he is interviewed!

Sudeshna- Ayeee Sudduuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Since her intro is missing will just say a few lines about my shishterrrrrrrrrrrr J . Flat ass, big mouth ( I mean literally! ), and jhola type kurtis, tats our bong Suddu. Can talk non stop till u drop dead, put on the most fake accents with little blemish, and loves pain! Naastleee , me toh is from Punjab ji , and party in goa! Unforgettable! J


k..time to hit the bed..kotu is just about touching high decibels!!
Tada :)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

PeePee

KayCee says -

Soooooper Stufff PP... but u missed ur intro.. let us try to introduce u...
My contri - PP, we met in Forum@Blore... he had that nerd look but when he spoke, surely a proper Bakkar friend was in the making! As he said, we are the elite members of DBT, a guy who was with me in many things from "Day-1" ... a guy who gets scared of only 1 thing here... the non-stop talks of Kiki... ! One of the two persons in our gang who doesnt ve flabs (other being our boney Bhansu)!
And yes, the guy who will instantly pop up to any conversation related to "lesbians" :)

Bhansu says -

Jahan panah!! tussi great ho..
Tohfa koobul karo (.)
;-)


My $0.02 abt PP

He is the only guy in d group having two citizenship..(was born in China n brought up in India). A bigamist by nature(married to both spidey n bhansu). A big sports enthusiast - has tried his hand in most of the games and pretty good at that... nrmal guy wid abnormal vision.... his lenses are as thick as bhansu's legs ... can luk at an answer sheet three rows ahead..
PP is a darling..but often accused of exposing a lot.. one of the few guys around who thinks that girls shudnt be allowed in BH ( for the reasons stated above )...
A chilled out guy.. always on the prowl to pull legs..
Oh oh almost frgt.. he is an avid photographer.. the official one for our group outings.. n likes to take girly girly pics.. maybe that explains wat KC said before.. *ahem ahem*

thats it for the day... let the random things began...
may the force be with us ...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Here it goes ....

Somewhere in the winter of 2009 the idea struck over dinner - a blog to capture the awesomeness that’s gonna be the 2 years here in our own words. That’s the story of why and how the blog came into being.


Intros are in order, so here I go singing like a canary.


Bhansu - Bhansali is one of his kind. If I were to put my money on one person to take the limelight in a group of thousands it would be on him. The guy is an endless supply of cheap-adult-lusty-gross-…(u got the trend, take it 5 steps from here on) jokes and the timing is just immaculate. He has already been involved in many scandals in college (some of which haven't left the boundaries of BH, all thanks to the brotherhood!). One of my first friends in college, a true rajasthani at heart(am still not goin to hv ur rajasthani thali # 300 buchs a meal), madu, tharki and the guy who took "Hey baybeyyy" to a whole new level …


Kiki - This one obviously follows Bhansu ;). Kavy, oops! Missed an 'a' there, Apologies!!. Kavya is a "close" contender of Bhansu as far as the jokes are concerned. We have amongst us somethin called a tharki crown which rests with Bhansu as f now, but Kavy has come threateningly close to dethrone him. Talks a lot, and when I say a lot I mean A LOTTTTT. Famous for tatoos and piercings ;). Again, one of my first friends in college. Oh wait!! .. As far as I remember, I met Bhansu and her together. Hmmmm … makes me wonder! Singer, sneezes like a puppy farting, hysterical laughter, sleep walks, sleep talks, talks n talks n talks, fake kannadiga, fake Bangalorean, fake RVite and probably one of the most bullied member of the group (our pleasure!!)…. Yes Kavy, someday we gonna treat u like a lady!!


Anoop - Well, he is like the Spiderman himself for more than 1 reason. He vanishes from time to time and has been spotted spinning webs from time to time to trap anything of the female form on campus. Quite a popular figure amongst the girls. Next in line for the tharki crown. Sleeps on a pink bedspread with a pink pillow in all things pink (Btw, his suggestion for the name of the blog was "Pink Undies" :P). Whispers more than he talks and knows every hot chick from any college in Bangalore.


Deeps - Kiddo of our group. For many days she entered pubs hiding behind us scared that she'd be thrown out. The other tortured soul of the group and the inventor of "Kaaavya" and "Baaakwaas". Used to be tensed about acads, assignments, group works like those college kids but has grown over time. Good company and good sense has prevailed. Shes still work in progress but we are all very hopeful. Very proudly promoted gay rights, the Rakhi Sawant of our batch, loves group chat when drunk (learnt tht it isnt a good idea the hard way :P) and also a member of the condom girls team


KC - Oh my boy !! … Night before the exam, all tensed, people frantically turning pages hoping to gather something out of the books. Door opens, all members of the room look towards the door. No one enters the room. A 5 second pause and then a head bobs in. Big grin like he is the one who wrote all the books. Enters the room, rubbing his stomach with 1 hand, scratching the back of his head with the other. "Oh my boy !! Tune ye nahi kiya? … I have finished dude .. 2 baar … bas ek baar revise kar ke so JAUGA… " … 2 mins later … "Oh yeh bi hai? Yeh kab mila? …. Abe ho jayega be… chill" … On other days, door opens with a thud, hurrying in the same rubbing his head and tummy, shifting his weight on one leg after another "dude … niche ? … aaj breakfast bi nahi kiya, lunch bi miss ho gaya !!".. That’s Kaycee … If you are in trouble he's the man to go to, not coz he's gonna solve your prob but coz he will definitely in the same condition as you if not worse. Never says no to food, never talks while he eats, always up with a plan, never misses a movie, proud member of DBT, sleeps like a baby (feel so guilty when I hv to wake him up)


Murthi - Narayanmurthy from Infosys :P. Proud member of DBT, proudest of us all. Us being me, KC and him. Appreciates free ki daru more than anybody else. Partner in crime in almost everything that we do here. A father figure to most people here in the sense that he has named more people than anybody else. A proud Tam-brahm, loves all things (living and non-living) tam. Lovingly called Anna. Pretty normal guy otherwise - doesn’t listen in class, doesn’t study, doesn’t bother …. Blah blah … :P


Kotu - Kotu the Motu, is famous for 2 things. For all the CFA exams that he's cleared and boy, can he eat or wat !! … After all are done with dinner and everyone is refusing to the 1 extra roti which the waiter is offering to make some extra buchs .. Kotu would very politely and lovingly (love for the roti is the love referred to here) say "haan, le aao!!" not looking away from his plate for a minute. Probably the one amongst us whos actually trying to get something in return for the money he's spending. A true madu at heart who talks about stocks and the desi ghee in his meal at home.


Atul - Atul Akash, sounds like 2 first names and no last name. He's like the smart guy who stays away from trouble and enjoys pulling others legs. But God has been kind enuf to gift us with a few moments that I can write about. Imagine this, dude wears a shirt with press buttons and enters into a Mumbai local in rush hours … We all saw the Salman Khan in him that day :P. One of the more normal guys in our gang …


So that’s most of us …. A few more will be introduced later .. Till then let the blogs roll …


Oh wait … 1 more, me myself … yours truly … PP … normal guy, normal habits, that’s it !! :)


- PP